I laughed out loud. I cried real tears. I loved this book! If your into dogs or just like a good read I totally recommend this book! Towards the end I couldn't even read it cause the sadness overcame me! :( I made Scott read the book to me as I sat and cried on his shoulder! Lame I know....but if you read it you'll understand. Besides it's coming to theaters in December with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson. Pretty sure it will be even better then Twighlight!! :)Remember that Boutique that I was going to open up? We all know how the economy is going right now, so to open up a boutique was definitely not the right time! But Jenny(friend/partner is this venture) and I REALLY want to get SOMETHING going! So she has come up with this idea that is totally inexpensive but also not that exciting! So I wanted to know what you all thought about it.....
We are thinking about doing house parties. Yes like purse parties, candle parties, mary kay parities. I know i know....kinda sounds lame, and maybe it is! BUT on the up-side we do not sell mary kay or candles!!! :) Maybe purses? We will however sell some pretty damn cute clothes and shoes that you can't find here in St.George and also some super cute kids clothes that we found at our last tradeshow that I guarantee you would all LOVE! We aren't quite sure how it will all work out. Maybe we will do one once a week? Maybe you can just drop by when you want? We will also probably do some sort of expo this coming December. But please let me know if you think it's a lame idea? or any suggestions! Cause I figure you guys will be coming to these things RIGHT!!? And if you think it's lame....just tell me. I swear to not get my feelings hurt! :) But I'll still make you come anyway! :)
Definition of an Apple Bottom According to Urban Dictionary:
An ass that has nice, round, plump cheeks. When apple bottom girls wear tight jeans, their butt cheeks bunch up in the bottom of their pants in a way that resembles the bottom of an apple. 
Used in a sentence: "She got dat apple bottom Yo!" or "Her apple bottom is like wo!"
Yup. It's official. I have an Apple Bottom AKA GHETTO BOOTY; ONION BOOTY; or my favorite BADUNKADUNK!
Some of you may think I'm bragging. I'M NOT!
My booty no longer fits into my "Fat" pants(you know you all have them) The ones you would put on only when your at your heaviest! Usually used AFTER Thanksgiving and Christmas and still they are pretty roomy??!! Yeah......THOSE pants I can't even squeeze over my ass!! I'm mystified!! I don't even know how this happened!! I'm seriously in turmoil about my current weight gain. I'm not quite sure what my plan of action is to tackle my problem, but I will tell you I REFUSE to buy new pants!! One because I can't afford them and Two because that would mean I'm okay with the situation at hand and I'm NOT OKAY!
Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I'm Fat. I would seriously just appreciate fitting into my jeans I wore just one month ago!! Yes. ONE month ago!!! WTF?? My thighs and butt have grown to such lengths that I'm down to wearing leggings any chance I get(not that I mind) but with winter around the corner I can't just wear leggings all the time! Or can I?? I guess i can shiver off the fat? Isn't that Lindsay Lohans weight Loss secret?
I suppose if all else fails I'll be the only Non African American woman sporting these:
From what I hear apple bottom jeans are GREAT for women who pack extra from behind!Yes It's true. I'm still here.
I am only blogging cause so many of you have demanded my presence back on the blog scene. Kidding. But i do warn you....This may be my most pointless post yet in my blogging career. Here goes...
Tuesday nights I strip. seriously. I take a class called "Xpertease" at Cindys husbands dance studio. So fun! :) I have now dubbed myself as the "Asian Sensation" No. There are no stilettos, pasties or actual shedding of clothing involved. Yet...But it's seriously a good time. If your in St.George come flip your hair and become a stripper superstar with me! Oh and I'm pretty sure if your pregnant it's still sexy....Think about it....
Work is slow. surprised? I mean right now I'm blogging at work. Can I say that? I'm already thinking about what the hell i'm gonna do as soon as I'm done with this post. Six more hours to go. If the economy keeps up the way it has been...well....I guess I can always become a stripper! Right? ;) Those are still in high demand aren't they???
Ethan. Is my new Nephew. SO CUTE! Especially if you like little monkeys! He's also pretty cool cause he writes his own blog. Check him out and see what he has to say. He writes daily.
Still have boyfriend. He is wonderful. We are in love.
The end.
I slept in till noon. Ate a bowl of Tutti Fruitties, started reading a book, fell back to sleep. Woke up at 1:30. Took nap number 2 with boyfriend till 4:00. Read. Ate. Went to bed by 11:30 with ease. I have no shame to admit I laid in bed all day long and it felt GGgrrrrrreat! But WTF??? Who sleeps that much?? I DO!!! :) Sunday is a day of rest.
It's been a while. I know I know.... I'm such a crappy blogger! Honestly though it's cause I lack a life! Just cause I'm the only non married person here, does NOT mean I have excitement in my life! So sorry to those of you who live vicariously through me! :) Hahahaha I'm kidding. I just tried to sound cool, and Act like people even care to check my blog anymore!
Life is still fabulous! I work A LOT! And that's basically it! Sometimes I feel like I should just bring a fold out cot and set up an apartment in my office! Sad when your own office feels like Home. I guess that's just the nature of the car business. I'm still learning. I feel like I never have "ME" time, which i feel is so important! Maybe I'm just selfish? But some days I just wanna sit and do absolutely nothing and do what I WANT to do! Yes I do wear a Tiara! :) I have no idea how you parents do it! I can't even find the time to take care of myself, yet alone another human! High fives to you all! Double hand high five if you have more than one child!! My day off during the week consists of a detailed list of things I have to get done, doctor appointments, Laundry, gym, hang out with Little sister, pay tickets(yes three in 3 weeks! beat that!)ect. Always jam packed with long overdue errands. And still I never manage to get everything done. Don't get my complaining wrong....I still have a wonderful life! :)
I thought I wanted a dog. Even a Monkey, and after I watched This, I wanted a Lion(The story on Christian the Lion gets to me, so if your overly emotional watch with CAUTION) Those dreams all just got shot down by my own paragraph above. I guess an animal will have to wait. Until I can actually take care of one! Oh...until I can actually afford one! Two Grand a pop for one of these bad boys!! But who wouldn't wanna cuddle with this???
Okay....Is everyone pregnant? No really. EVERYONE? It seems like MANY of you are "with child". Are you all a part of the teen pregnancy pact going on in Boston? Did I not get that memo? More on that story HERE.
My sister (who stopped blogging so I'll spill her news for her) is also included in this baby making fiasco! Yup Baby Goulet is due September 11. Yes. 9-11. YIPEE!!! I pray she's sorta big so that I can be known as the "skinny" sister again. :) Kidding. Okay....I'm not. I hope you've outgrown my "FAT" pants Joanna! :) But I love you!
There are also those of you that are in hiding about your pregnancy....Maybe you should spill the beans. Or else I WILL. :) I'm giving you 1 month!! You know who you are!!
With everyone being pregnant, this leads me to one very happy conclusion: You're all having Lots of sex! Or at least were....Hence your current situations! Sweet! :) So really this is just a huge Congrats to everybody. And really, I mean EVERYBODY who is pregnant! I'm pumped to get to play with your babies and then give them back to you once they poop themselves! CONGRATULATIONS!
Sucks!
Scott already quit on me on day 1 1/2. He went out and bought himself a pork salad from cafe rio to make up for the lack of malnourishment. Lucky bastard.
I am on day 5 and hating myself. I want food. Really really bad. Does the cleanse still work if you only stay on it for 5 days? I don't know if I can stand the taste of this lemon, cayenne, maple syrup concoction anymore. I'm starting to dry heave just drinking it. It's slowly starting to taste a little like vomit....Yeah....I know. I can't just starve myself for 5 days!! So I should eat right??? HELP! :(
Sincerely,
Hungry and hating life
Yes I suck at blogging. I don't even know what I have going on that's even worth blogging about?
Since I started working at this new job my social life seems to have taken a huge plunge! Not that I really had one to begin with. But Extra time to do anything doesn't really exist anymore. Owell. I still love my job!
Scott finally turned 22!!! Hallelujah!! Alright so 2 years between us really isn't that bad. Okay not bad at all, but still...I just feel better saying he's 22 instead of 21. He's like real man now! :) Or at least I've turned him into one! ;) Kidding..... seriously! But isn't dating younger guys totally in right now? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Even Longoria and Tony Parker, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon(gross) Just to name a few! So basically what I'm saying is that if your not dating younger then your age, your pretty much NOT COOL! :) Anyway, We had a high school prom party in honor of his birthday! So fun! We totally got prom king and queen...of course! I'd post pictures but I don't have any :( Maybe later.
I've started the master cleanse. I'm on day 3 and going strong! I honestly feel fine! Not great. But I wasn't expecting greatness till about day 5. I'm a little tired, have minor headaches here and there, and my stomach feels a little funny. This is supposed to be good for you right?? NO this is not an attempt to get a summer bikini body in 10 days(although I'm sure it's helping) I really just felt like I needed to good cleansing since I've been eating pretty crappy lately! And maybe, just maybe it will help get rid of my itchiness! So I'm going to TRY and attempt the full 10 days! Pretty sure Gandhi went at least a full month without food maybe even longer! I can do it...right? Food sounds like heaven! Any food! Just chewing something! If I see you with a slice of pizza in hand, I promise I'll punch you in the face for it! I've also forced Scott into this cleanse as well. I figure if I can't eat, neither can he! :)
Well....That's all I have. Sad. I promise I'm cool! I'll try blogging more often about more exciting things next time. But at least I made an effort! :)
With this book.
And I'm not even finished reading it. I can't remember a book that I've loved this much. It has SO many great insights to life and loving/finding yourself. It's been the prefect book at the perfect time for me. :) Go out and buy it....NOW! I promise you'll love it. If you don't take my word for it, take Oprahs....it was on her book club list!
I work at a car dealership.
I walked into a sales meeting this morning with 10 different dealerships in town for a HUGE used car sale we are having all week, and it has never been more apparent that I had a vagina, a pair of boobs, no ring on the correct finger, and no kids. I guess that description screams "make comments about me that could be considered inappropriate!" Good thing I have developed a thick skin and a sense of humor! :)
Right this moment I am in hiding. Hiding from what you ask? PENIS-ES. Literally! I'm surrounded. Don't be jealous....trust me!! It's anything but a fantasy! :) The car industry is predominantly male I have become aware. VERY aware. Its filled with men. Dirty men. Men with greased back hair and lots of chest hair pouring out of their unbuttoned shirts! I want to give them gold chain necklaces and thick gold rings just to complete the look. 
Let me take a step back. I do not sell cars! I work at Stephen Wade Nissan...again. I'm confined to a desk all day long. No complaints though. It's a good job, and a pretty entertaining place! A circus really. I do the financing for the dealership. Yes I'm THAT person. The one you go to sign paperwork with. The one who you think is automatically screwing you out of hundreds of dollars. It may be true...but I'll never tell! :) Kidding. I thankfully have whats called "character" momma raised me well! In all honesty though.... we are good people! I'm glad to be working for this dealership. So if your looking for a car, let me know. I'll be good to you I promise! :) Doesn't that sound like a line from some cheesy dude that wants to date you? Sick.
So if you get bored, come on down to the old Stephen wade lot (by fiesta fun center) where we are having a huge used car sale with most of the dealerships in town! Like I said, it's a circus! Bunch of clowns! Come entertain the kids! :)
YES!! New Kids on the Block is reunited!! Don't act like your not excited....I know I am! :)Does not move like it did six years ago. Going to the gym everyday does not always mean your "in shape" My back is sore. And I think I now have a slight limp in my right leg.
This week I'm helping Cassidy with cheer tryouts for the new high school. We danced/taught our asses off yesterday! I'm 24 for heavens sake! I thought I threw the pom poms in years ago? It's funny that CHEERLEADING once defined who I was. To some it probably still does. Strange.
Weird that eight years ago I was in the same position as these girls trying out to be a High school "cheerleader". Right now, this is what is consuming their life. To them it is what will make or break their high school career. In fact they are probably practicing the dance as I type! THAT was me. And MOST of you. Years ago. Friday we will shatter some girls dreams!!!! And there will be DRAMA! D-R-A-M-A (spelt out cheerleading style). Because there always is! Good thing I'm not the coach! :)
I'm realizing how insignificant high school is in defining who you are. I'm now friends with people in high school that I never thought I would be. and I recently(3 months ago) kinda dated the biggest drama guy from high school! Yes....Sean Pullen. Did your jaws just drop? Seriously....who would have thought?
Last Friday night me and cass watched almost our entire senior year of cheer videos. I honestly had to keep asking her "is that me?" I couldn't even recognize myself! Watching it felt more like a dream...not a memory. Weird how I hardly remember high school...Why is that?
Even though high school was ages ago. I realize that almost every single person I have as a friend on my blog is someone that I once cheered with in some point of my life or is a friend of mine from high school! Amazing that through the world of blogging we are all still friends.
"He and I had something Beautiful
but so dysfunctional it couldn't last....
I'm battle scarred. I am working oh so hard. to get back to who I used to be." - A Fine Frenzy
Yes.That Best describes it.
Lunch today with the Ex went surprisingly well. Like nothing had changed.
Except for me.
It's amazing how someone can be this HUGE part of your life at one point. Like your entire world would fall apart without them. and in a matter of a few months you look at them entirely different. Strange how you can be with someone for four years and feel like you've just met them. Yet you know them probably better then they know themselves.
I wanted to tell him: the truth shall set you free!!
but he can't handle the truth. Not his own at least. Lies have become his truth.
But.....I Love him more then I ever have. Not in the way it once was. But I love him as my friend. I can appreciate him now and everything that he is. Because his crap is no longer mine. I guess it never was. It feels so good to be ME with him. to be real. I faced the past. Forgave. and I'm working on forgetting. He will always be my friend. Amazing isn't it?
EX: Your like this whole new person!
ME: You have NO idea.... :)
Facing the past makes me love Scott even more. It's good to know where you came from. So you can appreciate the NOW. I'm lucky. I'm so Lucky he is mine. :) Lucky to be in a "healthy" relationship. Okay. Healthy doesn't describe it. AMAZING....Yes. That's better. It's all better. Since HE came around. Love is good.
Has been stolen from my car. My ipod. My phone charger. Seriously who steals stuff? Especially from ME? I'm a nice girl. Didn't they know that? If I somehow find the person I will punch them in the wiener. Or vagina. whatever. then demand my stuff back. Owell. It's just "stuff"
Scott-the boyfriend- is in Mexico for spring break this week. Yeah....automatically visions of MTV's spring break pops into my head and I'm praying he doesn't volunteer himself for some weird naked contest. Then I imagine something from girls gone wild. Maybe their filming there? Boobs. lots of boobs. But good news. I TRUST HIM. :) you all probably have no idea how good that feels unless you've walked a bit in my shoes for the past four years. Doubt any of you would even want to. totally uncomfortable miserable pair of shoes to be walking in. So I traded them in.
Alone. For the week at least. So Scott has declared it "find yourself" week for me. Kinda scary. I mean who wants to know who they really are? I guess I do. I've got my work cut out for me with books, CD's, Movies, and my mind to figure this all out in a matter of a few more days. times a ticking. But I feel better everyday.
The EX-boyfriend text me the other day. asking if I needed anything. wanting to say hi. Should I tell him I need a new ipod? cause I do. Not sure how I feel about all of that. But....we have a lunch date later this week. I am excited to see him. Not cause i miss "us". but I would love more then anything to be his friend. I think he needs one. I need to face the past. forgive him. and move on. I guess that's part of finding myself. But can't I punch him in the face? just once? or the wiener? Or would that not be considered "classy"?
I wouldn't really do it people! Jokes.
And as requested. A bigger/blow-upable picture. 
PARTAY!! This was my Saturday. This is as exciting as it gets in St.George. But Good times. And Good friends. Here are just a few of my favorite pics.
Me and cindy
Me and Rakai! :)
Christian Siriano. I LOVE him! If any of you watch project runway you may share the same feelings. He's uber Gay! Like Flamboyant probably prances in stilettos around his apartment gay! And funny as Hell. If he lived here I would demand him to be my friend. Actually.... he would probably demand to be my friend. :) We would probably play dress up and pretend we go to Posh parties on the weekend. He's FIERCE with and attitude. And I Love him. The End.
sleep. It's 1:46 in the AM and I'm sadly stalking all of your blogs in hopes you guys have a life more exciting then mine at the moment, or that you'll all bore me so much that I fall into a coma and actually get some sleep.
Hasn't happened. I read amandas blog. She makes me laugh.
I guess I can tell you ALL that I have a boyfriend............yup.....it's official.
BOYFRIEND. That word once made me want to vomit. And it's been the story of my adult life. I know. But I'm cured of "relationshits-itis" I swear it's a disease. And I did a year of "kinda" being single Don't ask what "kinda" being single entails. You don't wanna know. Trust me.
This time it's good....SO good..... Amazing.....Get it?
Please don't ask me if/when we are getting married or if he's "the one" or I will delete you as a friend on my blog.
Jokes. But not really.
So if you're expecting the stats on the new hunk of a man I found. You're not getting it here. Not tonight. But...he's AMAZING. That's all that matters. More on him later.
I totally just scored "coolest girlfriend" points for that one. I know he's reading.
And to my EX boyfriend(s) that are reading this. I caught you! Sorry you just found out on my blog. But you shouldn't be reading this anyway. Snoop. :)
THIS is why my blog should be private.
Goodnight.
Alright I've hit a "Blah" for blogging. I'm trying to make a comeback.
Life....is amazing at the moment. Just when you think you have things planned out and the timing is perfect....you realize it's all wrong, but SO right at the same time. Huntington beach is just gonna have to wait. Maybe for a long while. All because I met this Guy...How cliche is that? Ugghhhh. I'd again give you all the dish, but I'm not sure I'm ready to bring this one out into the blog world quite yet. Although he's probably reading this.(Hi...)
It's been a damn good year so far. I feel like I finally got off that rollercoaster of last year(I'm sure some of you may know what Im talking about) and it feels great to take off the blindfold! I finally feel like I'm getting SOMEHWERE...still not sure where? But thats the exciting part. Now more then ever, I'm Happy! :)
I feel like I just wrote a "Dear Diary"
So I have some pretty cool friends that decided to throw me a surprise Birthday party last night! AMAZING. Good friends, Lots of other randoms, but tons of fun!!! I love a good bash! Especially in honor of me getting older! :) Sadly I dont really have any pictures cause i didn't have a camera with me! But maybe i can round some up! Anyway....my 24th is just around the corner(Tuesday) YIKES! And I'm still accepting gifts....
Oh and I would like to make a shout out to the fab Cassidy Legg who also just turned the big 2-4 Yesterday!!! WAhoo!!! Happy happy birthday my friend!!! :)
So I may have already decided, but I just may pack up my things and head out of this town! One day I just felt I needed to get out of here....even if it is for a period of a few months! This place is getting old, faces are getting way too familiar, and my life situation is still oddly the same! I do however plan on coming back soon seeing as I must get my boutique open (another blog) So my destination of choice is Hunington/Newport/Laguna area....Yes the O.C.! Fitting isn't it? I so far have nothing to hold me down here in St.george so I figured WHY NOT? It will be scary, fun, exciting, and a new experience for me! I will go without knowing a soul, in hopes to find some new friends. And if not...I dont really care. I am so far job/room hunting and seeing how it goes from there. I guess this covers the "being more spontaneous" part of my new years resolutions, and probably a few more! Yay for a new year and POSSIBLY a new life.....for a few months at least! :)
2008 is going to be great! I can feel it!! This year: I will be more positive. Smile more. Laugh more. Drink more water. Get more sleep. Wake up earlier. I'll stop procrastinating so I have more time. This year I will gain self esteem, be more confident, and know my own worth. I'll stop putting up with things. I'll gain strenth mentally and emotionaly. I will read more. Pray more often. I will remember lessons learned. I will put the bad from 2007 in the past. I will forgive others for their wrongs, and forgive myself for mine. I will be more grateful. I will focus on the good things that happen to me daily and forget the bad. I will try and see the good in even the worst conditions, and make the most of it. I will look at my trials as a blessing. I will give more to charity, help others more often, and give more of myself. I will get my business ventures off the ground. I will call my friends more often. Meet new people. Be more spontaneous. Watch the news more often. Be more considerate of other peoples feelings. Start cooking. Eating healthier. Excercise smarter. Learn something new. And dance till I'm sore. 2008 is going to be a GREAT year....
