Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Welcome to the circus...

I work at a car dealership.

I walked into a sales meeting this morning with 10 different dealerships in town for a HUGE used car sale we are having all week, and it has never been more apparent that I had a vagina, a pair of boobs, no ring on the correct finger, and no kids. I guess that description screams "make comments about me that could be considered inappropriate!" Good thing I have developed a thick skin and a sense of humor! :)
Right this moment I am in hiding. Hiding from what you ask? PENIS-ES. Literally! I'm surrounded. Don't be jealous....trust me!! It's anything but a fantasy! :) The car industry is predominantly male I have become aware. VERY aware. Its filled with men. Dirty men. Men with greased back hair and lots of chest hair pouring out of their unbuttoned shirts! I want to give them gold chain necklaces and thick gold rings just to complete the look. Let me take a step back. I do not sell cars! I work at Stephen Wade Nissan...again. I'm confined to a desk all day long. No complaints though. It's a good job, and a pretty entertaining place! A circus really. I do the financing for the dealership. Yes I'm THAT person. The one you go to sign paperwork with. The one who you think is automatically screwing you out of hundreds of dollars. It may be true...but I'll never tell! :) Kidding. I thankfully have whats called "character" momma raised me well! In all honesty though.... we are good people! I'm glad to be working for this dealership. So if your looking for a car, let me know. I'll be good to you I promise! :) Doesn't that sound like a line from some cheesy dude that wants to date you? Sick.

So if you get bored, come on down to the old Stephen wade lot (by fiesta fun center) where we are having a huge used car sale with most of the dealerships in town! Like I said, it's a circus! Bunch of clowns! Come entertain the kids! :)

Sunday, April 6, 2008

NKOTB is back!!


YES!! New Kids on the Block is reunited!! Don't act like your not excited....I know I am! :)