Babies. babies babies.

Okay....Is everyone pregnant? No really. EVERYONE? It seems like MANY of you are "with child". Are you all a part of the teen pregnancy pact going on in Boston? Did I not get that memo? More on that story HERE.

My sister (who stopped blogging so I'll spill her news for her) is also included in this baby making fiasco! Yup Baby Goulet is due September 11. Yes. 9-11. YIPEE!!! I pray she's sorta big so that I can be known as the "skinny" sister again. :) Kidding. Okay....I'm not. I hope you've outgrown my "FAT" pants Joanna! :) But I love you!

There are also those of you that are in hiding about your pregnancy....Maybe you should spill the beans. Or else I WILL. :) I'm giving you 1 month!! You know who you are!!

With everyone being pregnant, this leads me to one very happy conclusion: You're all having Lots of sex! Or at least were....Hence your current situations! Sweet! :) So really this is just a huge Congrats to everybody. And really, I mean EVERYBODY who is pregnant! I'm pumped to get to play with your babies and then give them back to you once they poop themselves! CONGRATULATIONS!

Cleansing....

Sucks!

Scott already quit on me on day 1 1/2. He went out and bought himself a pork salad from cafe rio to make up for the lack of malnourishment. Lucky bastard.

I am on day 5 and hating myself. I want food. Really really bad. Does the cleanse still work if you only stay on it for 5 days? I don't know if I can stand the taste of this lemon, cayenne, maple syrup concoction anymore. I'm starting to dry heave just drinking it. It's slowly starting to taste a little like vomit....Yeah....I know. I can't just starve myself for 5 days!! So I should eat right??? HELP! :(

Sincerely,
Hungry and hating life

Catch up

Yes I suck at blogging. I don't even know what I have going on that's even worth blogging about?

Since I started working at this new job my social life seems to have taken a huge plunge! Not that I really had one to begin with. But Extra time to do anything doesn't really exist anymore. Owell. I still love my job!

Scott finally turned 22!!! Hallelujah!! Alright so 2 years between us really isn't that bad. Okay not bad at all, but still...I just feel better saying he's 22 instead of 21. He's like real man now! :) Or at least I've turned him into one! ;) Kidding..... seriously! But isn't dating younger guys totally in right now? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Even Longoria and Tony Parker, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon(gross) Just to name a few! So basically what I'm saying is that if your not dating younger then your age, your pretty much NOT COOL! :) Anyway, We had a high school prom party in honor of his birthday! So fun! We totally got prom king and queen...of course! I'd post pictures but I don't have any :( Maybe later.

I've started the master cleanse. I'm on day 3 and going strong! I honestly feel fine! Not great. But I wasn't expecting greatness till about day 5. I'm a little tired, have minor headaches here and there, and my stomach feels a little funny. This is supposed to be good for you right?? NO this is not an attempt to get a summer bikini body in 10 days(although I'm sure it's helping) I really just felt like I needed to good cleansing since I've been eating pretty crappy lately! And maybe, just maybe it will help get rid of my itchiness! So I'm going to TRY and attempt the full 10 days! Pretty sure Gandhi went at least a full month without food maybe even longer! I can do it...right? Food sounds like heaven! Any food! Just chewing something! If I see you with a slice of pizza in hand, I promise I'll punch you in the face for it! I've also forced Scott into this cleanse as well. I figure if I can't eat, neither can he! :)

Well....That's all I have. Sad. I promise I'm cool! I'll try blogging more often about more exciting things next time. But at least I made an effort! :)