Monday, December 10, 2007

FOUND!

Strangely enough, there were many things that have been FOUND this week!

FOUND: MY PERIOD! I know you were all wondering, but yes my period is back!! Yay!! Hopefully it's here to stay!

FOUND: TAMPON. So... funny story....totally got a tampon stuck in my vagina. Yeah I'm totally posting this and mind you this blog is NOT private. I spent my Saturday night at instacare to have a doctor dig out a lost tampon....AWESOME! But not so uncommon! Who gets tampons stuck in there? I do!

FOUND: MR. MCDREAMY. Alright remember my post forever ago about the hot dark skin Wentworth? Found him. Apparently he's my friends, friend. They once dated. He was lame. I'm over him. But damn he was hot!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dang I have been worried SICK about your period!!! SIKE! Thanks for the update though.
Time out! Why don't you still have your friend set you up with him just to see....You know some guys are only lame with certain girls. It can take Miss right to make him Mr. right.... Just a thought. I'd take a chance on McHottie. McNOW!

I am a little concerned about that missing tampon, I'm not gonna lie. :)

Brianna said...

Oh my Jocelyn! Well if McDreamy is reading this blog then I'm betting that lost tampon has scared him away! Just kiddin. Really though, maybe your friend just thought he was dumb because he didn't like her. Take a chance Jo! Come on. Oh and I'm glad your period is back...I was totally convinced you were pregnant. Haha, just kidding again!

RHETT AND NICHOLE said...

That is hilarious, I would just maybe date him once and see for yourself! If you want that is, and if he hasn't read this blog. HAHA

I am sorry about the lost tampon thing, I can relate, it is ok! Yay for periods, we hate them when we have them, but when they are gone it is like oh crap what is happening, then we wait for them to come, weird! I am glad all is well though!!

Camie said...

WOW. What a big week for you! I am glad everything seems to be working out...

I bet that tampon is glad it is found!

Karamea said...

Haha this just made my night. Sorry about the tampon situation..thats crazy! As for the boy situaion..want me to bring you a handful from florida? I don't think they're any better than Utah boys but we could give it a try! haha Or hopefully if mr. mcdreamy has yet to read your blog..you should prob try out a date with him? but who knows...i'm really not all that smart in the boy department!

Rachel said...

yeah, i lost my period too! but i've never lost a tampon. how does that happen? YIKES! Go out with this mcdreamy already! Just cuz it didn't work with one girl doesn't mean it won't for another! besides you were drooling all over him, may as well see if he will keep you drooling, right?! when are you going to update us on your boutique? or is it already open and i am the last to know? also where is latisha workingat? i coulda sworn I saw her over by great harvest the other day, i dunno! tell her hello for me anyway would ya? thanks, your a doll!

Marla said...

You freakin crack me up! I understand the whole lost tampon thing, when I was a medical assistant we had girls come in and had to dig them out. That can be very dangerous I am glad you found it. GO FOR MCDREAMY NOW! I AM SURE HE IS WAITING FOR YOU. YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING>

Brianna said...

So I just read your post again and I'm still laughing! You are freakin funny:)

Erin Tarwater said...

ahhhahahhahahahhahahahahah! Don't worry, I know lots of girls that have lost their tampons! One friend had to go to a doctor, and on his report he said that there was a foriegn object found in her vagina. too funny! You should go out with him anyways, sometimes the ones that are bad for friends are perfect for you! Unless she's not ok with it, and then i guess don't...

Alicia said...

Oh Jojo you are so funny! I am so glad I found you I had forgotten how funny you are! I'm linked to Brynn's I'm going to add you to mine okay.

~..kass..~ said...

oh my hell Jo, thanks for the post. I hope I never have to go through the lost tampon. wow what a night